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"Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties."

Interviewer:
Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
Mikey:
I found a $20 bill once.
Interviewer:
Would you ever rock a Speedo?
Mikey:
If someone put a shotgun to my head.
Interviewer:
Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Mikey:
Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
Interviewer:
What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
Mikey:
The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
Interviewer:
How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
Mikey:
I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
Interviewer:
Ever do socks with sandals?
Mikey:
You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
Interviewer:
Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
Mikey:
All of them.

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devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

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